YOU THINK IT, WE PRINT IT!
SCREEN PRINTING
T-shirts, longsleeves, hoodies, caps, hats, bags, panties... It's our core business and virtually anything is possible! We love the process and we love bringing your design to life by printing it on quality clothing!
BUT WE DO MUCH MORE!
Butons, stickers, mugs, jugs, bottle openers, can coolers... even stage backdrops!
if it's not listed, just get in touch and we'll find a way to help you!
AND WE DESIGN IT TOO!
WITH 25+ YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN GRAPHIC DESIGN
it doesn't matter if you have a rough sketch, just a vague idea, or no clue at all: We gladly help you make anything look great!
Naturally, we specialize in merch items, but we also lovedesigning your logo, album cover, you name it!
ABOUT US
WE ARE A NEURODIVERGENT (AuDHD)-OWNED BUSINESS
Born from the need to make a living out of something we could do for a longer period of time, without slowly burning out, boring out, or dying in utter agony under the pressure of the society we are a part of and the general dread of existence.
Our neurotype demands a profession in which we can experience excitement & repetitiveness, chaos & structure, use our brain & our hands at once, while making use of our creativity on all possible levels...
... So we started a screen printing business / merchandise workshop and simultaneously developed our own product line to showcase our creativity and expertise.
By hiring us to print your merchandise or buying our products, you directly support us: You provide us with income and job security outisde the regular means of employment, which are generally unfit and absolutely unhealthy for us.
OUR AWKWARD, AWKWARD GIFTSHOP
Our neurotype being the main inspiration for our products, they reflect some of the more challenging and darker aspects of being autistic and having ADHD through sarcasm and dark humor.Find out more about this below...
ODD OVAL
The face of our brand, our mascot if you will, is a not too dandy looking fellow named Odd Oval. Based on anxiety, depression and bad coping mechanisms, he was designed to incite a general feeling of discomfort and cringe in the spectator through recognition and is featured on several of our products.
BIOGRAPHY
Born late 2018, during the construction of a new human inside another - slightly older - human, his name was inspired by his father's opinions on the shape of the human head. His mother doesn't necessarily agree with this standpoint, but didn't have the energy or physical capacity to object when the name was registered.
Odd himself, has opinions about most parts of the human body and in fact objects to being bipedal, yet made it known he "conforms to this concept of unnecessarily intervalled transportation out of bare necessity". The same, he says, goes for eating and digesting food, (re-)hydration, and sleep.
Contrary to what may be expected by now, Mr. Oval has a positive outlook on some aspects of life as well. For instance: Though not being the best looking human being in the world he is a very sexual and sex-positive "person" and doesn't care for gender norms, opinions about sexual orientation and other bigotry.
He also likes very much to rave and has an experimental and rather curious attitude towards the use of mind altering and/or -enhancing substances. None of which, he stresses, are "bad excuses for the gross lack of self regulation, medication, or healthy coping mechanisms" and he most certainly "doesn't need any form of psychological counseling".